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I just can't figure out how to make a good news post.

Posted by The-evil-bucket - July 29th, 2007


Well the basis of most news posts seem to be upcoming flashes by the author. But I don't have Flash! So, without upcoming flash collabs/movies/games, what is there to place here that still fits the rules? Hmmmmm. I could put thoughtful, philosophical, insightful, though inspiring, witty, humorous comments here, but I don't have any of them! So I could just put rants, but what good would that do for the few people who accidentally click on my profile? I could put something like this, but too many and this would become a rant. *Sigh*. Oh, and here's a VTOC just for you.

I just can't figure out how to make a good news post.


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Poop

Thanks, I'll remember to include that in my next post.

I'll sell you some venomous fox sperm. :3

Yeah, my girlfriend doesn't have any, I don't know why. I'll get her some.

Cock.

That's...that's...that's the best thing Newgrounds has ever told me.